That awkward moment when you tell your mom that you’re buying your coachella ticket super excited and she starts bitching about how you’re spending your money. 😒
Reason # 1 why you don’t tell your parents anything
It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.
i just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone.
My future wife probably sucking some dick right now…I still love her tho